TRUMP: "I've decided to eat babies."
PEOPLE: "He can't eat babies, that's super illegal."
TRUMP, on TV, eating babies, not even cooking them first: "People are saying that I really am the best baby-eater, folks."
NYT: "Trump Vs. Babies: The Rhetoric On Both Sides Must Stop"
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 30, 2018
It’s beginning to look a lot like… SNOW.
— Killington Resort (@KillingtonMtn) October 13, 2018
— Stowe Mt Resort (@StoweMtResort) October 13, 2018
— Mount Snow (@mountsnow) October 13, 2018
— Jay Peak Resort (@jaypeakresort) October 13, 2018
It’s only Wednesday.
And Monday was a holiday.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 5, 2018
Just today. Just this morning. What a time to live in.
New from me: Far-Right Media Accused Him of Being the Jacksonville Shooter. He Was a Guy Who Liked Football on Reddit.https://t.co/PDro5romSf
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 28, 2018
Fox News panel calls for regulation of video games after Jacksonville shooting
THEY WERE PLAYING MADDENhttps://t.co/Pp5bdyE7mi
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) August 28, 2018
Betty Shelby, who killed Terence Crutcher is teaching a class on "Surviving the Aftermath" of killing a Black person.
Assuming cops like her will keep killing Black folks, Shelby will teach them how to survive "financially, legally & emotionally." https://t.co/l1knaoL0qB
— Advancement Project (@adv_project) August 28, 2018
12-y-o Bobby Lewis was arrested in a small town 2 years ago.
He was grilled by cops.
He was alone.
Officers in his town routinely detained witnesses to crimes. The Obama admin attempted a sweeping solution.
But Jeff Sessions took a different path.https://t.co/ko99XObmfi
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) August 28, 2018
Was Brexit all just a big con?
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) August 28, 2018
GUYS. Guess what happens in 45 minutes? It's August 19. Know what that means? It's the anniversary of the USS Constitution versus the HMS Guerriere. KNOW what that means? IT'S TIME TO DRINK DRINKS AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE WARSHIP, SHE IS SO HOT YOU GUYS
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) August 19, 2018
@wikileaks By Court order, you are being served with the following legal documents: https://t.co/ICg8qWnsUy, https://t.co/ZP2tTPJ4pb, https://t.co/RKue30s4hM, https://t.co/q5g0G1rQpQ.
All of these documents may be found here: https://t.co/NOCgvQhh2j.
— Cohen Milstein Sellers & Toll Process Server (@ProcessServiceC) August 10, 2018
Today I returned home after a week in London. Customs & Border Protection "randomly selected" me even after I passed passport check
They threatened me w/intimidation tactis & claims I was breaking the law. It was all garbage & among the worst experiences I've ever had
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) August 7, 2018